WATCH: Shoplifters Come To Hilarious Realization That Stealing Is Now a Felony In California
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Some alleged shoplifters in California were surprised to learn that shoplifting is now classified as a felony due to new laws.
Well, to be fair, one of them seemingly knew they were facing more dire repercussions and went about lifting a total of around $1,000 from an Ulta Beauty store and a Kohl’s anyway.
The other had no clue. She thought stealing was just a misdemeanor. She got slapped with reality in the back of a police car when her accomplice informed her of the bad news.
The following conversation is borderline Shakespearean in its poetic tone.
“It’s a felony?” one of the women asks the other as they sit cuffed in the back of the vehicle.
“B***h new laws,” her associate replies. “Stealing is a felony and this Orange County b***h. They don’t play.”
Shoplifters Will Be Paying For Their Crimes
The Seal Beach Police Department put together a hilarious video of their surveillance of the two subjects, showing them in the stores appearing to grab items, place them in a bag, and walk out without paying.
The video has “These Boots Are Made For Walkin'” playing for most of the clip. Except for the part where the two alleged criminals discuss their current problem.
The video went viral.
“Bitch, New Laws”
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